Monkified Findings and Fuslafied Bizaros

2005-10-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

Operation Mubarikya

2005-10-22T10:34:00.001-07:00

TONIGHT: the two fusla's are going to reunite in the birth place of the Fusla, 20yrs LATER!
Yes..u heard it, back to mubarikya.
The 2 3anchikak junkies will wonder in the Kuwaiti soug trying to pick up pieces of their lost childhood & plastic dreams..

Team: Mama Fusla & Amunki
Location: Mubarikya, Sa7at al Safat, Soug Al 7arim, Soug Al Sla7!
Operation: Enter The Fusla

Hunky Punky Mamamunki

2005-10-22T09:50:00.000-07:00

Before mama was a mama, she was a girl..she was lost, she was alone, she was misunderstood, bored and extremly shy...she then went to Soug al Mubarakya to buy some Eid Clothes with her mom. As her mom was picking out a fantastic white Highly flamable Nylon dress with matching frilly socks, she saw another girl in the store, she was cute with her piggy tails staring in babymama's direction as she was devouring the sha3ar banat which is no longer big, whitish & fluffy..It was now gewy, sticky and circled that girls features. That girl took some 3anchikak out of her pockets and began eating it like a squirrel, babymama wanted some..crawling swiftly underneath the 1980's AC/Unit that was drippin on the cardboard flooring which was paving the ruggedy shop in Soug Al 7areem. The girl noticed babymama sneeking up and turned around and double kicked babymama in the face as she elbowed her in the windpipe, back summersaulted giving a back kick to the gagging babymama as she dropped to her knees, on her face and passed the f out..(A scene that would make Kill Bill's O-Ren vs. Kiddo fight look like a game of 'Burroi' )

10 mins later, babymama opened her eyes and realized one of her teeth was swimming in her bloody mouth, she felt embaressed and wanted to say 'Oh ma Fashla' but she was unable to pronouce the S and instead, ended up saying...
"OH MY FUSLA"

Thus THE FUSLA WAS BORN.......

The deadly killer serial smacker badassbitch of embarikya was "A-munki"
The two hit off right after the Babymama's miracelous recovery from the deadly assault, they decided to bugger off and ran out of the shop, leaving their mom's in the midst of the 'imkasar' session with the salesman (Bargaining). Mischevously giggling, the two were sharing 3anchikak & kheray6...heading towards the 'Samboosa' square to play some 7ayla..
They sat down and swore to a life of Epic Fuslas, Monkified adventures and never ever to fall into the evil traps of the Fuslagis and Fusla7chis.

This is Di Mama...& This is Amunki
These are our stories..